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THANKS FOR STOPPING BY...

But unfortunately, you caught me in the middle of redecorating, and there's all kinds of dangerous crap all over the place: rusty nails, box cutters, a broken bottle of Paris Hilton's signature perfume, and a dead opossum. I think it was the perfume that did him in. So just to be safe, please, come back in about a week or so. I'm going to grab some cleaning supplies and do a quick IKEA run. You need anything? A duvet cover? Maybe some meatballs or something? Anyway, check back in about a week... see you soon!

    AAbout Me

    Um...I'm kinda busy right now. Seriously. I don't have time for this ridiculousness.

    CContact Info

    If you really, really need to get in contact with me, I can be reached at the following places. But I'm warning you: I'm REALLY busy right now, so you'd better be on fire or in jail.

    : 818.850.1444
    : Las Vegas or Los Angeles (or in my car)
    : stephglennvegas@gmail.com