But unfortunately, you caught me in the middle of redecorating, and there's all kinds of dangerous crap all over the place: rusty nails, box cutters, a broken bottle of Paris Hilton's signature perfume, and a dead opossum. I think it was the perfume that did him in. So just to be safe, please, come back in about a week or so. I'm going to grab some cleaning supplies and do a quick IKEA run. You need anything? A duvet cover? Maybe some meatballs or something? Anyway, check back in about a week... see you soon!